Aug 25 2008

First Ever Nun Beauty Pageant

Published by Dmac under Uncategorized

Well guess what another reason to go to hell faster. Turns out that an Italian priest is organizing the first nun beauty pageant ever. The reason for this is because he says he is tired of the sterotype that all nuns are old and sad. So he is organizing this event…………dont expect them to wear those sexy bathing suits. Dont you know what men all over the world think when they see a beautiful girl. They are not heavenly toughts father. We man think nasty dirty things about them. We dream of how we can add honey to their bodies. So you are just tempting us and it is not necessary I tell you. This is just extra sins we can commit with our minds. So what if the nuns are sexy they cant have sex just cause they want to like other beauties. So please I beg you dont tempt me like this.

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Aug 22 2008

Nastia liukin

Published by allenchao under Uncategorized

so ive been following the olympics lately and womens gymnastic has been a favorite sport of mine to follow. watching theses girls preform is amazing. after im done cleaning the stains from my pants i keep watching for one reason. NASTIA LIUKIN. This girl is freaking nut-myself amazing . not only does her name sound like a street fighter move but shes also good at what she does… I take one look at her and i wonder what im doing with my life. shes the hottest thing i have ever seen. no joke i would walk 50 miles just to stand in her garbage. i would bathe in her sweat. i would drink her diarrhea just to say i did it.

liukin_nastia_7 Nastia liukin

If i had a perfect date with her it would sound like this…. it would be a nice evening. i would take her to a nice place to eat a lot of raunchy mexican food till shes like “oh im soo full” then i would take her back to my place.. when she has to take a full blown raunchy mexican food shit i would make sure my bathroom doesnt work. when shes about to explode she’ll be willing to shit anywhere and ill open my mouth and lay down and be like “just go ahead i wont tell anyone”

moz-screenshot Nastia liukin

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Aug 17 2008

Enough of this Dead Big Foot

Published by getlaid under News Commentary

 

This extremely grainy and crappy picture of Bigfoot was found that shows that proves my point that people who hunt Bigfoots cannt afford nice cameras

This extremely grainy and crappy picture of Bigfoot was found that proves my point that "people who hunt Bigfoots cannot afford nice cameras"

 

 

So they claim another dead Bigfoot was found.  This time its in northern Georgia.  Hmmm some more rednecks trying to get attention huh.  Let me give you some insight into whats going on without even being there or knowing the facts.  From what I read in the article these loons have released a grainy pictures where a barely recognizable shape of guts and fur and a head of a gorilla is visible.  

Now let me explain something to the wide audience who believes that there could be truth in this.  I own a 4 year old cell phone called the Motorola Razr.  It has a 1.3 megapixel camera on it.  If I took a picture at night of me inside a cereal box it would probably come out clearer than that.  This is a hoax folks just like every other Bigfoot or monster story you will see.  No need to talk about it amongst your friends, Google it or try to figure out if its real.  In this day and age if there was really a big foot…these jokers would go to their Best Buy pickup the cheapest $30 digital camera they could find and snap some pictures.  These pictures would be crystal clear and everything about this monster would be visible including each individual fur hair.  Subsequently the media would embark upon this town and we would have live feeds via satellite on the 5 o clock news.  Also there would be high HD resolution pictures everywhere and of course replica Burger King toys of this supposed Bigfoot.  

So in this day and age if you really want to pull off a hoax it would be more believable if the picture was not grainy because this is not 1938 and we are not capturing a Bigfoot on the run.  You have it standing still in a fully lit freezer dead.  Here is a link to the story if anyone cares.  Bigfoot found in Georgia.

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Aug 16 2008

Sex Cult Leader George Feigley

Published by Dmac under News Commentary, Uncategorized

 

Big homo Pedo George Feigley

Big homo Pedo George Feigley

 

 

Mr. Feigley was freed after being convicted in 1975. He is now 68 years old. The people in the community were he plans to live are horrified. One reason is because he is not registered as a sex offender. The obvious because he used a church as a front to prey on children. Who needs to be registered when you have national coverage on your ass. I do understand the people in the community, now they have to be aware of George. As long as he is not allowed to raise another “church” the community should be safe. Oh yeah tell your children not to go there to trick or treat.

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Aug 12 2008

Muahahah I am the hacker that took down Gmail on 08-11-08

Published by getlaid under The Radio Show

 

GMAIL HACKED!! HAXX_0R

GMAIL HACKED!! HAXX_0R

Bow down to H-Dizzle I brought down google servers and gave it the error 502. Lick my nuts. Time to pop bottles. 1000 horsepower bitches!

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Aug 09 2008

RIP Bernie Mac…Every

Published by getlaid under News Commentary

Everyone at The Men’s View is sad today as we learned of the news of the death of one of our favorite comedians Bernie Mac.  Its always sad when a great comedian such as Bernie Mac who transcended race with his unique brand of comedy passes away prematurely.  Not many even knew he was sick and suffering from a lung disease.  We will miss you Bernie and your comedy will always be remembered.

 

Here is a clip of Bernie Mac’s quick wit and unique delivery.

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Aug 02 2008

WTF! Vince Weiguang Li beheads fellow passenger on bus..one more reason not to ride Greyhound

Published by getlaid under News Commentary

Man Beheaded Video

This is the weirdest and sickest story of the year Vince Weiguang Li was riding on a greyhound bus when he suddenly moved to a random seat and started stabbing a fellow passenger.  He then proceeded to behead him while fellow passengers watched.  Watch this video as an eyewitness reports on it.  Whats up with asian guys going nuts?  First that Hui guy in Virginia Tech and now this guy.  I’ve ridden Greyhound buses before and I have got to say its usually the scum of society.  The person next to you is usually stinky and/or a felon.  If you goto a greyhound bus station its usually outside a jail and inmates go straight from there to their new life with their federal stipend.  I’ve seen stabbings outside Greyhound stations.  Its usually with a jail shank.

Here are some quotes from the newspaper article:

Thirty-six passengers on a Greyhound bus watched in horror Wednesday night as a fellow passenger stabbed a man sleeping next to him, decapitated him and began waving around the man’s severed head.

“He didn’t do anything to provoke the guy. The guy just took a knife out and stabbed him, started stabbing him like crazy and cut his head off,” said Garnet Caton, 36, a passenger.

 

Man stabbed and beheaded on Greyhound bus: Chilling witness account

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BRANDON, Man. - Thirty-six passengers on a Greyhound bus watched in horror Wednesday night as a fellow passenger stabbed a man sleeping next to him, decapitated him and began waving around the man’s severed head.

The bus made an emergency stop, and passengers fled in terror onto the darkening Trans-Canada Highway near Portage la Prairie, Man., while the bus’s driver and a driver of a nearby truck shut the crazed man inside the bus with the victim. Passengers on the Winnipeg to Edmonton bus say they stood outside and watched through the window, horrified, as the man disfigured the victim’s body.

RCMP have confirmed they are investigating a homicide, although investigators won’t provide further details about how a young man was stabbed to death and then decapitated.

“He didn’t do anything to provoke the guy. The guy just took a knife out and stabbed him, started stabbing him like crazy and cut his head off,” said Garnet Caton, 36, a passenger.

“Some people were puking, some people were crying, other people were in shock . . . everybody was running, screaming off the bus.”

Caton said the victim boarded in Edmonton, was Aboriginal in appearance, was wearing hip-hop clothing and appeared to be around 20 years of age.

“When we saw the head, we knew he was dead,” he said. “I don’t think the guy knew him at all. I think he was really crazy . . . the poor guy, he didn’t see it coming.”

The man, who did not want his name used, said the victim of the stabbing had been sleeping before the attack.

Other passengers said that the two men were sitting at the rear of the bus and the stabbing victim was listening to music through his headphones. The men were both sitting in the back of the bus, and the attack appeared to be unprovoked.

“The first thing I heard was something like a terrible type (of) yowl and that was from the guy who got stabbed,” said an elderly woman on the bus, from Winnipeg.

The woman and her adult daughter said they were three or four rows in front of the suspect when the attack began.

“(My daughter said) ‘Oh my God’ and everybody else started screaming,” she said. “They had terror in their eyes.”

Passengers said there was a rush of people toward the front of the bus to get off.

Two other passengers on the bus, a 22-year-old man and 21-year-old woman from France, said they were heading to Winnipeg after visiting the woman’s father in Whitehorse. The 22-year-old man said in French that he saw a man holding a long knife repeatedly stab another passenger. He and his girlfriend said they were shocked by the attack, and the isolation in the middle of the prairie when it occurred.

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Jul 31 2008

Pilates…best place to meet women

Published by getlaid under Pickup Strategies

 

Just lay back and look at womens asses while you do pilates

Just lay back and look at women's asses while you do pilates

 

 

So I just got back from PIlates class and I must say it has to be the best place at the gym to meet women, heres why.  

First of all you avoid all the muscular guys in the gym who are better looking and stronger than you who are constantly flirting with women there.  Also the chicks in the Pilates room are not used to seeing a guy in there so its almost like you walked in to a female prison. You will most probably be the only male in there.  The Pilates room is usually put aside in a dark corner of the room and taught by a super cute instructor with enough dexterity in her buttocks to shell a peanut.  These are the hard working women in this class the ones that are not obese and who probably do not own an obese pet such as a 44 pound cat.

Here is what you do… you go in there and be serious about Pilates its a great workout and you get to watch the sexy girls nice butts while you workout for a few weeks.  After a few weeks the women in there will get curious and start talking to you and then its all downhill from there.  Good luck.

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Jul 30 2008

Annette Martinez another babysitter/teacher who had sex with a 14 year old

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The hot enough not to be charged with sexual abuse Anette Martinez

Anette Martinez meets the "hot enough not to be charged for a crime" meter that we utilize at getlaidradio.com Of course we always have a disclaimer that if you are a male molesting a young girl its always a crime but it is only a crime if you are a woman over age 40 or fat or ugly. If you are a hot chick and the male is over 12 years old then its not a crime.

 

Boy oh boy teachers and now a babysitter. Annete Martinez has been charged with criminal sexual penetration with a minor. She claims to have had sex with the boy or should I say man as many as 40 times while babysitting. I highly doubt that the 14 year old boy has had any harm done to him. Im jealous, how come no female teachers or babysitter ever tried to take advantage of me.  I think the 14 year old boy should be the one to press charges if he feels that any harm was done to him. After all he is the only one that knows if he was forced or suffering because of this. If no harm was done my man I proudly welcome you to the Man’s Club.

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Jul 30 2008

New Rocket Ron Artest

Published by Dmac under News Commentary

Ron Artest coming to Houston. Finally what the rockets needed a third scorer and a bad ass. My dreams have come true well not until august 15th when it can be official. The Kings will get Bobby Jackson and Donte Green along with some cash for Artest. This move is good enough to shake the western conference. Believe me when I say the Rockets will move past the first round and beyond. The rockets tried the nice guy approach but now they are going to put fear into people. An upgrade on both ends on the floor. Hopefully he wont get into any fights. On the other hand it could be a good thing for him to be physical.

Ron Artest Rockets

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